yes, it's my bib

i broke down and bought overalls today. i really hate how they look on me, (they look best on slender, even frail people) but they seem so arsty i can't help myself from trying them on whenever i come across a pair and since these were on clearance for six bucks, i just did it. i came home and put them on and found that they solved a problem i hadn't anticipated. my well known bum cleavage problem. i can't keep my pants on. i don't know why. suspenders would be ridiculous, ("but how ridiculous?" i've often thought). i didn't have to pull my pants up at all today. usually i do every time i bend over- which is a lot with three kids. alas, you'll be seeing a lot of these but before you judge my frumpiness- consider the alternative.